rubeitalloverme: “but the Bible says…”
Some guy is cleaning our windows and it's really...
When I lose my mom in a store
When you hear your favourite song playing in the...
me: please be gay.
Well, hes gone to work, a month away :/
He is gone for a month… :( , really wish it goes by fast…
Lmao, so texted my bf askig what we are gonna do...
Sex then nap then sex then sex then sex then sex then sex then lunch then a nap, then sex, then an episode of house/ cuddling, which will turn into sex anyway, so then sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyy time, the average day of a gay guy
THANK YOU GAY JESUS!!!!!
For my boyfriends stupidity and not checking his flight date and time, finding put that we dont have to be there till tomorrow, which means we get to fuckkkkkkkk!!!!!!!! Yeyy!!!! Lmfao house alone for the day! ….. Stay tuned for the sad post later when he actually leaves!
When your mom is pissed and she starts yelling at...
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
Fucking kidding me?!!!?!?
Alrighhttt soooooo, me and my boyfriend having amazinggggg sex, rough/passionate/hardcore sex, before he goes away for a month! Last chance to do it too, andd right in the middle of it, his mom wakes up and comes to see us, soooo neither of us got off and now, he leaves on a plane in 2 hours for a month!!!! Fml!!!
Anonymous asked: why does your info bar say you don't have a sexuality when you are clearly gay or at least bi?
When someone walks into your bedroom whilst you're...
most-awkward-moments: And they’re all: ”Ahh, You could’ve said something!” And you’re just like: ”I’m sorry for being naked in my own bedroom, how rude of me”
When Call Me Maybe comes on... →
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