Trying to do a music vid lol
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
How to blow a bubble: →
wowfunniestposts: Step 1: First go like this Step 2: Spin around Step 3: STOP! Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3! Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust! Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT! Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town. Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this. Step 9: THEN…! Thats how i do it…. this...
That ridiculous smile that decides to show up...
I HATE when annoying children are throwing... →
wowfunniestposts: like and I’m standing there watching and the parents are just standing there all If that were my kid, I wouldn’t even hesitate to be like this blog is epic
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
I guess you love me :$ lol, but remember, i love...
A conversation about marriage (with some...
Classmate #1: Like, I'm okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl.
Classmate #2: I don't even want to see it. Like, it's nasty.
Me: Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like "Why should you two be allowed to get married?" in my head. I mean, why would they think it was okay for a Christian and a Jew to get married. Disgusting.
Me: And let me tell you about this other couple I saw making out at the mall. It was nasty. The boy was white and the girl was black. Can you believe that? Two people of different races being together? That's just wrong.
Classmate #2: What the hell is wrong with you? So what if they want to be together?
Classmate #1: Yeah, there isn't anything wrong with it.
Me: Are you kidding me? It's completely wrong.There is only one kind of marriage that is okay. And that is between a man and a woman of the same race, religious background, with the same income level and from the same place. We wouldn't want kids to think that diversity is okay. God wouldn't appreciate these people ruining the sanctity of marriage.
Classmate #1: Why are you even in this conversation? God loves everyone.
Me: What? So you're telling me that God doesn't care who you marry, because he loves everyone?
Classmate #1: Yeah...
Me: Does he love animals, too?
Classmate #1: He loves human and animals and living creatures all around.
Me: Whoa. That just blew my mind. Well it is a good thing that gay people can't get married then. Because everyone knows that gay people aren't human, or living for that matter. Haha.
Classmate #1: ....
Me: Go choke on a dick you stupid prick.
Actually had to use the line "sorry ladies i suck...
You still got that key, remember that!
That awkward moment when you see someone from... →
wowfunniestposts: and they used to look like this: and now they look like this: and you’re like: what a funny blog
My reaction to The Hunger Games Score in gifs...
bazinga-girl: peetaslongbun: The Hunger Games: Katniss Afoot: Reaping Day: The Train: Entering The Capitol: Preparing The Chariots: Horn Of Plenty: Penthouse/Training: Learning The Skills: The Countdown: Booby Trap: Healing Katniss: Rue’s Farewell: We Could Go Home: Searching For Peeta: The Cave: Muttations: Tenuous Winners/Returning Home: ...
My biggest problem about me is that I'm impatient;... →
wowfunniestposts: When my laptop doesn’t respond straight away; When I’ve gone out for a meal and it’s taking forever to come; When people promise a certain time to come over or hang out but come 3 hours later; When people do something for you but are taking forever to complete it; When people take forever to answer the most easiest questions in class; what a funny blog