May 2013
He listens to opera, like from a million years ago, opera, i dont know what to do, ive been laying in bed to scared to move
Watchglitter-cannon:
lindsaychrist:
iconic
ITS BACK
I dont understand people
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the...
sweetdez:
detrea:
fuckyeahhugsandkisses:
a-little-insane:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog...
girlwhodiesalot:
ralph-the-gallade:
askahoennbreeder:
ask-crystal-the-gardevoir:
hallowantvenom:
sunrisethefangirl:
typical-teen-with-digi-spirits:
If you can’t reblog this…
EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS A DICK
#confirm
The lack of people who reblogged this…
not everyone on tumblr are dicks you dick
If you can reblog this then
Sphere: Reblog this. Seriously.
Come...
April 2013
grimzie:
afuckinglesbian:
i want a cute boy to be kissing my neck right now
this is very confusing thanks to your url
3 tags
arguewithatree:
teamfreesexuality:
proudlyinsane:
timelord-and-fishcustard:
There’s a difference between
and
The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
you should all go to your blogs and hover over them
well shit
cumber-bitches:
demigodofhoolemere:
I feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal
Do you guys see what I’m getting at?
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Blueberries piss me the fuck off
gettingahealthybody:
all1sees:
They’re BLUE.
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
Lollll
familyfriendlyurl:
let me in ur friend group ill be that weird kid who occasionally says funny stuff and who nobody actually likes
When you're asking your parents if your friend can...
sodamnrelatable:
imgonnariverdance:
IT ALL STARTED FROM
AND NOW
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS WEBSITE
Reblog if you’d like 1 message from a curious...
starllex:
sometimes i get so mad i can just
When you're told to wait in the car by yourself...
lolsofunny:
watchtheskytonight:
geekchicbooks:
missbibliophile:
Isn’t it weird how you would say ‘on’ if you’re talking about a tv show and ‘in’ if it was a movie?
like “she was on Doctor Who”
“she was in The Avengers”
I never even thought about this before.
we are becoming aware
